Earlier at the breakfast:
Me: This is what my horoscope says for today, “you will meet someone special today from another nationality or country. It is going to be very pleasant day today”.
Salman: Please, NOT AGAIN!
While packing for Lahore:
Mom: See if you had taken a job in Islamabad you could have saved X-amount of money just in rent and utilities (by living with them).
Me: Well come on I saved you from the heartbreak you would have got when your daughter in-law would have wanted me to move out! (South Asian problems)