8:11 pm // Very robotic and annoying PTCL customer...
Around 7:45 pm today I got a call from PTCL’s Islamabad customer service center. A gentleman introduced himself to me and told me that he wishes to inform me about PTCL’s ability to send me my bill via email. I told the gentleman that I already am subscribed to that, he still insisted on getting my email address and when I was half way in, realised that they already have it on...
12:21 PM // Why you will never get a job! At least...
If you fall in one of the following categories and are jobless, it should explain everything. 1. Email address 1.1. Inappropriate address: Like really should I hire you as a secretary if your email address is hot_girl_4u_2011@xxxxxx ? That is like hiring a reason for my future divorce! 1.2. Unprofessional naming: Your name is Jon Doe, but why would you have a screen name like “Me the...
Malik family exists on Skype– Me
Mixing my beard with shalwar kameez results in a higher probability of a little...– Me
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American presidents have long been criticised for being too in thrall to the Jewish lobby. So what happens if American Jews fall out of love with Israel? That’s what the Jewish American academic Norman Finkelstein claims is happening. He says they are now so unhappy with what Israel is doing that they want to distance themselves from the country. Could he be right and if he is, what does...
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When he said Democracy is the best revenge he...
When Zardari made the dramatic statement and attributed it to his dead wife (Benazir Bhutto), I never realised that he actually really means it! 4 years on, Pakistan has defaulted for the first time ever on Sovereign Guarantee towards Independent Power Production companies (Power sector dues: Govt defaults on sovereign guarantees). What it means is that Pakistan will get a lower credit rating (if...
My usual weekly discussion with Nomi
Nomi: (on Monday) Usman, why the hell are we not doing any commercial photography project?
Me: we can if you want. (share the plan and things we require)
Nomi: great, let's do it!
Me: cool. Am with you.
Nomi: (after a few weeks on another Monday) Usman, why the hell are we not doing any commercial photography project?
(today I made history)
Me: Nomi listen, we should make a 22 min drama series for tv, all shot on dslrs (....and then shared the plan and general story line with him)
Nomi: cool. Am with you.
(have a very strong feeling that we will be having this discussion again)