March 2012
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Watch“The Daily Show” with Jon Stewart | Wed. Mar. 28, 2012
Interview with Ahmed Rashid: Jon talks with best-selling Pakistani author Ahmed Rashid. (via wombatattack)
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From last night's towing experience
Nauman: Usman, you should be glad that you got some good education?
Me: Why?
Nauman: Because you would make a terrible tow truck driver!
Me: *I still blame him, talking to his wife on phone while being towed*
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4:32 pm // Anyone aware of a Project Manager...
I got few openings for Project Managers who can manage different industrial and research projects in a University. If you are one or are aware of one, please get in touch. I will be more than interested if beside experience you actually have some qualifications (like PMP, Prince2, etc) and affiliations (for example APM).
Promise you nothing but hell lot of excitement.
*reblogging will also help...
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8:54 pm // can't be thankful enough
If I can pull this thing off in a sustainable manner, I believe it will be probably my life’s biggest achievement. Hopefully will be sharing it here in detail soon. (mobile)
P.s. this post is not about a girl, so keep calm and carry on.
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God’s Decision to Help Local Infidel Results in...
Faisalabad — In an unprecedented move, the Almighty decided yesterday morning to help a local infidel with his quest to find his car keys. It is being said that the infidel who was getting late for work in the morning faced towards heavens and asked for a sign that the Big Guy exists. Details have also revealed that major monotheistic religions’ followers have felt a pang of disappointment in...
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WatchPasha’s kid Ayaan doing a Sheldon Copper laugh, then making a Dust Angel and finally doing some booty-shaking.
You can see four adults acting like little kids. Before someone asks who is who, I am the one making the video, first guy on my right is Mehtab, next to him is Pasha and to my left is Pasha’s cousin.
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1:50 pm // reorganising tumblr
I am sorry if I have just unfollowed you. At any time I follow a very small number of tumblogs and even then it is very difficult for me to follow all the posts. In name of organising myself better on tumblr I have unfollowed all those tumblogs who have been inactive for more than a few months, were posting too much porn (and that too distasteful), or simply our interests have diverged. Do hope...
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2:05 am // :/
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6:51 pm // 7 hours before my flight to Glasgow
In next 7 hours my flight for Glasgow is supposed to leave from Islamabad, and I have decided not to take it. I have already pushed it once but this time I think I am just letting it go. Since coming to Pakistan, I have taken a great job in Lahore which I really enjoy doing since I can feel the very impact the things I do can and probably will make. It is just wonderful when you are part of...
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2:50 pm // Surprise
Decided to surprise parents by paying a visit without informing them first. With Salman away in Morocco for few days, I thought they must be missing having a “good count of kids” at home.
Called my sister on the way and asked her to give me a running commentary on Pakistan vs. Bangladesh match - was quite some exciting stuff. Here we should commend how Team Bangladesh has performed...
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Hikaru Utada: Passion/Sanctuary
Japanese Left...
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Replies...
emystomology replied to your photo: DISCOVERY NEWS: THINNER WIFE MAKES HAPPIER…
oh darn - I need to start loosing weight :X lol
Haha, fret not - the “sensationalist headline” was to just make everyone read it, they do somewhere mention that not so slim ones are safe too! :D
*hope that helps!
goodbyeblighty replied to your photo: How it happened: Massacre in Kandahar (BBC)...
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10:03 pm // ----
Don’t know why but I have become conscious of what I write online.
This blank post is a self-reminder to just that.
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Large duststorm hits Karachi and other parts of...
Stay safe, people.
KARACHI - Dust storm hit the provincial metropolis and many other cities of Sindh here Monday evening. According to met office, the storm has originated from the desert region of Balochistan as fresh western disturbance is also passing over the northern areas of the country due to which change in wind pattern has been occurred in the province. At Karachi Airport, several...
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1:04 pm // Supercomputer! Cool, right?
It does feel ÜBERCOOL writing a letter to the Departments asking them what do they want to do with a Supercomputer in University! It is like a childhood dream come true, but anyway really hope that I can pull this one off in a sustainable fashion.
In other news, it seems Pakistani team last night was kind enough not to win, saving me serious amount of money which I would have spent calling each...
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5:38 pm // If Pakistan wins this game against...
I am going to individually call* all of my wonderful Indian friends, wherever the hell they are!
*And they better pick it up!
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2:40 pm // Listening to Coldplay while cleaning up...
I am the best ever husband in making, in fact as I make this post ladies are lining up outside with the Portfolios for my consideration. Okay sorry, I know that was too much!
Anyway, tumblr tells me that we are kicking some major Indian ass in Cricket today - GOOD! I on the other hand will play safe and not watch the match until it is the last few overs.
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Keeping sane.: Israel and Pakistan →
jahanzebjz:
Last night I posted that Pakistan is an expert at killing Palestinians, a few people asked me to explain my words. Here is a reply that I wrote to one of my friends:
Pakistan Army helped train and direct the Jordanian army in its brutal repression of the Palestinian leadership which was…
my add: I haven’t read anything like this in a long time which gets so much...
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pacem-sine-bello-est-impossibile asked: Asalaamualaykum, InshAllah you are doing well. Do you know any good books (preferably in the English language) on the Pakistan/India partition?
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Replies... (Why I hate long distance...
Ladies and gentlemen, following replies perfectly embody why I hate long distance relationships :P (you guys are awesome!)
konjum-mainakkale replied to your post: 10:02 pm // Long drive urge
I’m always up for road trips. But you’re in Pakistan and I’m in America so„, :(
helpmeflyyy replied to your post: 10:02 pm // Long drive urge
ahhhh I feel the same!
goodbyeblighty replied to...
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